Perswayssick Radio: Unearthly Comedy
Logic takes a coffee break, and chaos runs the show when stranded Earthling radio DJ Nicki Rodriguez is stuck in the bizarre dimension of Perswayssick County, ruled by canine-humanoid Zig Gneeecey — an elbow-high, fast-talking, dog-shaped disaster. From catastrophic car rides to alien encounters and tricycle-themed fine dining, every episode is a laugh-out-loud blend of Comedy, Sci-Fi, and Fantasy with a side of absurdity.
If you love zany characters, weird worlds, and hilarious, unpredictable adventures, you’re in the right place. And it's a one-woman show! When author/radio personality Vicki Solá breathes life into her characters — PC's extraterrestrial madcap inhabitants — the fun and laughs begin! Perswayssick — it's spelled with two S's because it's twice as sick!
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Perswayssick Radio: Unearthly Comedy
Closet of Doom
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“Closet of Doom,” Episode 216
🌌 Perswayssick Radio: Unearthly Comedy takes you back into the chaotic parallel universe where timelines twist and destinies collide! Last week, mayhem had erupted in Holy Krapp Hospital’s Hortense Hasenpfeffer Wing as Sooperflea’s latest invention—the Empathy 5000 machine—exploded 💥, trapping him and his lifelong frenemy Diroctor Gneeecey inside a pitch-black void.
👾 Will they survive the meltdown? Or are they “unalive” forever? Between bizarre fistfights, rumbling stomachs 🍔, mysterious doors 🚪, and a surprise detour to Gneeecey’s GAS Broadcast Network, nothing goes according to plan!
💡 Meanwhile, a surreal twist brings two Gneeeceys into the same dimension—doubling the confusion, doubling the insults, and doubling the laughs. Add in spooky spells, malfunctioning machines ⚡, and Gneeecey’s outrageous underwear commercial 🩲… and you’ve got pure Perswayssick pandemonium.
🎙️ Dive into this comedy/fantasy/sci-fi adventure filled with explosions, weird science, ghostly doubles, and absurd commercials. If you love surreal storytelling, zany characters, and sci-fi slapstick, you won’t want to miss this episode!
💫 Tune in for interdimensional mayhem, sci-fi parody fun, and laugh-out-loud chaos in this week’s episode of Perswayssick Radio: Unearthly Comedy—the bizarre blend of comedy, fantasy, and sci-fi you didn’t know you needed! 🎧✨ 👉 Don’t forget to like, share, and subscribe for more absurd, hilarious adventures through parallel universes! 🌌😂 🎧 Perfect for fans of The Hitchhiker’s Guide to the Galaxy, Monty Python, Rick and Morty, and anyone who likes their comedy extra weird. 🪐🎧 New episodes every week! 🎧 LISTEN: https://perswayssickradio.buzzsprout.com 🎧
Episode Artwork: Gneeecey by Vicki Solá, Background created by ChatGPT
We hope you enjoyed this week’s episode! We thank Marysol Rodriguez, Sal Solá, Sandi Solá, Marcellina Ramirez, Rick “El Molestoso” Rivera, Diane L., Brunie Cariño, Toni Aponte, and Aileen Bean for being generous supporting members through BuyMeACoffee.com.
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Vicki's related comedy/fantasy/sci-fi books, You Can't Unscramble the Omelet and The Getaway That Got Away are available at Amazon!
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Transcript / “Closet of Doom” – Episode 216, by Vicki Solá.
All content © 2025 Perswayssick Radio: Unearthly Comedy.
Music/Intro: Hi there, I’m author and radio host Vicki Solá, welcoming you to Perswayssick Radio: Unearthly Comedy. I invite you to escape with me into the bizarre dimension of Perswayssick County, where wackiness rules! The laughs begin when I morph into my alter ego, radio DJ Nicki Rodriguez and clash with the zany, alien canine-humanoid Gneeecey! And now, I turn it over to my other self, Nicki, and the gang….
NARRATOR VICKI SOLÁ: As timelines twist and tangle, we return to that other parallel universe—one where Nicki hasn’t shown up…yet. But chaos never takes a break. Havoc reigns supreme in Holy Krapp Hospital’s brand-new Hortense Hasenpfeffer Wing, thanks to the catastrophic meltdown of Sooperflea’s Empathy 5000 machine. The canine-humanoid had built it to literally feel his patients’ pain and better treat them—but instead, it’s blown to pieces, with him trapped inside…and poor Gneeecey…unwillingly along for the ride….
SFX: [Magic Spell] [Hospital Room Ambience]
FLEAGLOSSITTY “FLEA” FLOPPINSPLODGE, AKA “SOOPERFLEA”: Would I do anything to hurt ya, Zig, my best friend since childhood, back on our Planet Eccchs? Here, put your hand in right there.
DIROCTOR BIZZIG “ZIG” GNEEECEY: Okay.
SFX: [Intarface2] [Sci-Fi-Laser]
G: That was real silly of me to think you would do anything to hurt me. We been best friends for-stinkin’-ever an’ you’re really such a nice guy, an’ I’m sorry I said all that baaad junk, an’—
G: [a second voice coming out of his mouth, simultaneously]: La, la, la, I can’t hear me! La, la, la, I can’t hear me ! La, la, la, I can’t hear me! La, la, la, I can’t hear me! La, la, la, I can’t hear me!
F: Don’t worry, Zig, I know ya didn’t mean none of that mean junk ya always say about me. You’re always gonna be my best friend, here in this dimension of Perswayssick County, an’ back on Planet Eccchs, if we ever get there again, an’—
F: [a second voice coming out of his mouth, simultaneously]: La, la, la, I can’t hear me! La, la, la, I can’t hear me ! La, la, la, I can’t hear me! La, la, la, I can’t hear me! La, la, la, I can’t hear me!
G: Fleaglossitty!
SFX: [Explosion] [SuperpowerFlyBy] [MusicEerieDramatic] [Misfortune & Misgivings]
G: Fleaglossitty, where in Bogelthorpe’s name are we?
F: I dunno, Zig! Sure is dark in here!
G: Ya think we’re, y’know…unalive?
F: I dunno. I hope not….
G: Whaddaya stinkin’ mean, ya hope not?
F: Whaddaya want me to hope we’re unalive?
G: Don’t get intelligent wit’ meee, Fleaglossitty!
F: I’m not, Zig—I jus’—
G: You an’ your stooopid, deflective inventions! Ya jus’ made me stick my haaand into that dopey no-good Empoopathy concraption ya invented, an’ now looky!
F: I didn’t make ya do anything—you agreed to—
G: I ain’t finished yellin’ at’cha! Ya made me stick my haaand into that stooopid machine an’ then it blew up an’ now we’re here an’ it’s like we’re stuck in a lousy little black box—we’re trapped! An’ it’s all your fault!
F: Oh, yeah?
G: Yeah!
F: Come over here an’ say that!
G: I aaam over here!
SFX: [FistFight]
F: Ow! Ow! Ow! Ow! Ow! Ow!
G: Ow! Ow! Ow! Ow! Ow! Ow! Ya lousy—
F: Zig! Zig! We’d better stop this here fightin’—ain’t no air in here!
G: If we die, I’ll kill ya!
F: Yeah…whatever….
G: Yeah…stinkin’ whatever….
SFX: [Cartoon Snoring] [Stomach Rumbling]
F: What the—
G: It’s my lousy stomach rumblin’—I’m starvin’!
SFX: [Phartz]
F: Oh, Zig—
G: Can’t help it, Fleaglossitty. Hapoopens when I’m empoopty. Ain’t had nuthin’ to eat since that lousy tastin’ jackass burger they gave me in the hospoopital—hours ago!
F: I gotta get outta here! Now!
G: Don’t be so dramaaatical, Fleaglossitty.
F: I ain’t—I gotta get outta here!
SFX: [Wood Demolition Bang] [Door Open]
F: Looky—there was a door here the whole time! Thank Bogelthorpe!
G: Looks like we were trapped inside a closet. You’ll proboobably never see your stupid Empoopathy concraption again!
F: I’m jus’ happy to be un-unalive! C’mon—let’s get outta here!
SFX: [Cartoon Chase]
G: Listen to that, Fleaglossitty!
“An’ now, an important message from us here at GAS Radio! My kingdom for a horse! My corporation for a brief! Ah, the age-old lament of the busy, squirmin’ executive! Whaaat could be worse than ill-fittin’ underwear?
“I’m Doctor Bizzig Gneeecey, an’ I wanna talk to youse ’bout somethin’ personal! It’s sad but true—eighty per cent of corporate blunders are produced by ‘executive squeeze’—the torment of ill-fittin’ underwear! There’s no tellin’ how many finaaancial tragedies can be attributated to chafin’ an’ itchin’! Well, I’ve done somethin’ about it!
“I’ve invented an amazin’ new revooovolutionary formula! Jus’ one apooplication of clinically proven Bend-a-Britch, an’ I unconditionally quarantine that your very personal undergarments will conform to yooou! Even works on tail holes! Call itchy butts, that’s I-T-C-H-Y-B-U-T-T-S, today to find out more! Remember, ya heard it here, on 1780 am, GAS Radio!”
SFX: [Cartoon Chase]
G: My Bend-a-Britch commercial! An’ looky! We’re here in my GAS Broadcast Network offices! Your Empoopathy concraption transpooportated us here!
F: Guess I didn’t work out all the bugs….
G: Well, Fleaglossitty, at least we’re stinkin’ alive!
F: Stinkin’ is right….
G: Shaaadup. Now, let’s go to my office an’ regroup. Y’know, exhalerate?
SFX: [Sneakers Squeaking] [Door Open] [Fire Alarm] [Airplane Alarm]
G: Holy Saint Bogelthorpe!
F: Holy Saint Bogelthorpe Indeed! Look! Nicki! Nicki! Looky! She’s back—back in our Perswayssick County!
G: Ig! Ig! Don’choo dare answer that there lousy hotline! An’ put more paper in that dopey printer! Can’cha see it’s outta paper? Why ya jus’ standin’ there?
F: Zig, I don’t think she sees or hears us!
G: Don’t be stooopid Fleaglossity. What the—my haaand jus’ went right through her, y’know, when I jus’ touched her! An’ she still don’t see me! She’s jus’ staaandin’ there!
F: Looky, Zig—you’re comin’ in the office now!
G: Whaddaya mean, ya dope? I aaam here in my office awready an’—holy Saint Bogelthorpe!
GNEEECEY 2: Don’t stinkin’ touch it, ya Ig—jus’ let it ring!
F: Told ya, Zig—there’s two of ya!
G: We’ll stinkin’ see about thaaat! Hey, meee!
F: He don’t see or hear ya neitherwise! Your hand jus’ went through your other self!
SFX: [Spooky Hollow Fear] [Carnival Creepy Music Box] [Magic Spell]
We hope you enjoyed this week’s episode! We thank Marysol Rodriguez, Sal Solá, Sandi Solá, Marcellina Ramirez, Rick “El Molestoso” Rivera, Diane L., Brunie Cariño, Toni Aponte, and Aileen Bean for being generous supporting members through BuyMeACoffee.com.
And thank you for tuning in to “Perswayssick Radio: Unearthly Comedy.” We hope you enjoyed traveling to this loopy dimension with us and that you’ll come along again! Our new episodes drop every Tuesday! Please make sure to tell a friend! And keep on laughing!
Frank: It’s a Gneeecey thing! [SFX: Door Slam] ###