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Perswayssick Radio: Unearthly Comedy
Talking Out of Both Sides of Your Mouth
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“Talking Out of Both Sides of Your Mouth,” Episode 210
🚀🤣 Perswayssick Radio: Unearthly Comedy brings you another laugh-warped adventure from the bizarre parallel universe of Perswayssick County!
🛠️ This week, chaos hits the streets when notorious 💩 villain Nurse Maudlyn is hauled out of her home—still screaming—from atop a commode! Meanwhile, the fearless (and frequently confused) 🦴 canine-humanoid duo Diroctor Bizzig “Zig” Gneeecey and superhero sidekick Fleaglossitty “Sooperflea” Floppinsplodge face their strangest challenge yet: a monstrous orange villain, Urgl, piloting his flying outhouse 🚽✈️ over the county!💥 Bullets bounce off, sirens scream 🚨, and secrets about Urgl’s fake evil laugh are revealed. But when Zig Gneeecey suddenly starts literally talking out of both sides of his mouth 🗣️🗣️, Flea rushes him to Holy Krapp Hospital—where they find Nurse Maudlyn still glued to her toilet—and still impossible to ignore.🎭 Expect absurd hospital drama, unexpected friendship moments, superhero snark, and a county-saving mission that’s as ridiculous as it is urgent. Perfect for fans of surreal sci-fi, over-the-top comedy, and worlds where logic takes a coffee break ☕.🔊 Listen now for outrageous characters, wacky sound effects, and interdimensional nonsense you won’t hear anywhere else!🎙️ Perswayssick Radio: Unearthly Comedy – Where logic takes a coffee break and chaos flushes the rules!🔔 Subscribe & hit the bell for more weird, hilarious, and unpredictable episodes from our Perswayssick Radio: Unearthly Comedy fantasy/sci-fi comedy podcast series! ✨ Don’t forget to like, share, and drop a comment! 🪐🎧 New episodes every week! 🎧 LISTEN: https://perswayssickradio.buzzsprout.com 🎧
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‘Transcript / Talking Out of Both Sides of Your Mouth – Episode 210, by Vicki Solá.
All content © 2025 Perswayssick Radio: Unearthly Comedy.
Music/Intro: Hi there, I’m author and radio host Vicki Solá, welcoming you to Perswayssick Radio: Unearthly Comedy. I invite you to escape with me into the bizarre dimension of Perswayssick County, where wackiness rules! The laughs begin when I morph into my alter ego, radio DJ Nicki Rodriguez and clash with the zany, alien canine-humanoid Gneeecey! And now, I turn it over to my other self, Nicki, and the gang….
SFX: [Magic Spell] [Terror, Tension]
NARRATOR VICKI SOLÁ: This week we find ourselves back in that parallel Perswayssick universe where Earthling Nicki Rodriguez is still missing, and TV news cameras have captured rotten kidnapper/fugitive Nurse Maudlyn, still glued to her toilet [NURSE MAUDLYN: Aaaaaah! Aaaaaah!] and being removed from her 666 Van Pooop Lane residence. And a SWAT Squad had fired at villainous Urgl’s flying outhouse as it circled the red-faced nurse’s chimney—but to no avail. SFX: [Magic Spell] [Halloween Music Box Cinematic Logo] [Cuckoo Clock] [Metal Click 4] [Sci Spaceship Resonant] [Sci Spaceship Engine] [Sci Spaceship Flyin’] [Helicopter] [Police Sirens] [Fire Engine Sirens] SFX: [AutoMachine] [AutoMachine2] [Crowd] [MonsterLaughReverb] [SuperPowerFlyBy] [Supersonic Aerodynamic Whoosh] [Crowd]
THERAPIST INGABORE SCRIBLIG, AKA “GRANDMA”: Here, Alexandra, I made us some more coffee….
DOCTOR ALEXANDRA C. IDNAS: Tank you, Ingabore. Tank you!
IS: Oh my goodness! Vhat een Bogeltorpe’s name ees going on dere—on dee TV? Vhy—vhy—
DI: I don’t know—I just turned on dee news—
IS: Dat looks like dat Nurse Maudlyn—and, look—dee police are carrying her out of her house!
DI: And she’s sitting atop a commode, screaming!
NURSE MAUDLYN: Aaaaaaaaah! Aaaaaaaaah!
IS: And dere are Gneeecey and Flea!
DI: Yah—tank goodness dey are safe! And dere are Detective Clover and Conrad as vell!
SFX: [AutoMachine] [AutoMachine2] [Crowd]
DI: Look! Dey’re shooting at someting—above dee house!
SFX: [AutoMachine] [AutoMachine2] [Crowd]
IS: Vhat ees dat ting? Eet looks like an outhouse of some sort! I didn’t know dose tings could fly!
SFX: [AutoMachine] [AutoMachine] [MonsterLaughReverb] [SuperPowerFlyBy] [Supersonic Aerodynamic Whoosh] [Crowd]
DI: Dose bullets had no effect—dat flying ting has zoomed avay!
NEWSCASTER: And now we return to “Angry Little Airplanes,” already in progress….
SFX: [Cartoon 1] [StuntPropellerPlanesFlyBy] [Audience Laughing]
DI: “Angry Little Airplanes,” dat ees Gneeecey’s favorite television program. You know, Ingabore, last night I had a dream about Gneeecey. You know, dee kind of dream vhere you can’t exactly remember vhat happened, but dee feeling of dee dream follows you around all day?
IS: Oh, yah, Alexandra. I know dat feeling vell.
DI: Vell, dis dream has left me vit dee feeling dat somehow I have let Gneeecey down….
IS: I don’t tink you have ever let Gneeecey down.
DI: I hope not, Ingabore…. He ees not dee easiest individual to vurk vit, but I do try.
IS: Alexandra, vee have bot been doing our wery best to help heem. And you know, last night I had a dream about Nicki. I vunder eef vee vill ever see her again….
SFX: [MonsterLaughReverb] [SuperPowerFlyBy] [Supersonic Aerodynamic Whoosh]
DI: Vhat ees dat? Eet sounds like it’s flying right over dee house!
SFX: [Orchestra Cliffhanger] [Magic Spell] [Halloween Spooky &Fun Logo]
DIROCTOR BIZZIG “ZIG” GNEEECEY: Y’know, Fleaglossitty, I stinkin’ gotta get to the county courthouse, immediately! In the absence of the Ig—
FLEAGLOSSITTY “FLEA” FLOPPINSPLODGE, AKA “SOOPERFLEA”: Ya mean Nicki—
G: Yeah, the Ig. In the absence of the Ig, who may be missin’ in perpoopetooity, I gotta get me to the courthouse right away, to declarizate myself Grate Gizzy again, before the bad guys can take control of this here Perswayssick County! I gotta go through that door an’ table a motion to the floor to call it a wall an’—
F: Yeah awright, Zig, okay. An’ y’know, that orange monster Urgl is a real piece of work.
G: He sure is—an’ we can’t let him take over this lousy county either! As Grate Gizzy, I’ll make it my first order of business to blast him back to his dope Opposite Earth!
F: An’ y’know, Zig, I wanted to tell ya, I think he’s got some weak spots.
G: Whaddaya mean, Fleaglossitty?
F: Well, for one thing, his laugh ain’t real.
G: How do ya know thaaat?
F: Ya ever notice how his laugh don’t sound the same as his voice? To make that laugh, he presses this red button in that flyin’ outhouse of his.
G: Wowzickles! Y’know, Fleaglossitty, I gotta give it to ya. You’re priddy cool. Ya really saved the day, here. Ya saved meee, that’s for stinkin’ sure! You’re really a great superhero, y’know that? I’m so proud to say you’re my best friend!
G: [a second voice coming out of his mouth, simultaneously]: La, la, la, I can’t hear me! La, la, la, I can’t hear me ! La, la, la, I can’t hear me! La, la, la, I can’t hear me! La, la, la, I can’t hear me! La, la, la, I can’t hear me!
F: Zig! Ya got two voices comin’ outta your mouth again. I gotta take ya to the hospital! Something’s real, real wrong wit’cha! You’re talkin’ outta both sides of your mouth—at once!
G: Noooooooooooo! Awready told ya, I ain’t goin’ to no lousy hospoopital! Yooou can’t make meee! It’s proboobably jus’ my stinkin’ dimension burn! Look, I ain’t talkin’ funny now, am I?
F: But’cha were before, for the second time!
SFX: [Magic Spell] [Ambulance Sirens] [Police Sirens] [AmbienceHospital]
G: How come ya stinkin’ brung me here to Holy Krapp Hospoopital?
F: For the millionth time, Zig, Florence Ferguson Memorial was too crowded. They couldn’t take no more patients!
G: Get me outta here! Now!
F: Not until ya get checked out, Zig. Oh, looky over there, in that corner—it’s Nurse Maudlyn, still sittin’ on that toilet. Guess she’s waitin’ to see the specialist. Heh, heh….
NURSE MAUDLYN: Aaaaaaaaah! Aaaaaaaaah!
G: An’ here he comes, now! She’s in love wit’ him but he can’t staaand her!
TRIAGE NURSE: Doctor Frombilagonga, she’s right over there. Appears to be glued to that toilet there, and her mouth seems to be glued shut as well.
NURSE MAUDLYN: Aaaaaaaaah! Aaaaaaaaah!
DOCTOR GONGILAFROMBA FROMBILAGONGA: Oh…her…Nurse Maudlyn…. I cannot imagine how she got herself into such a predicament…vell, maybe I can. At any rate eet is a real pleasure not to have to hear dat ridiculous voman’s voice.
NM: Aaaaaaaaah! Aaaaaaaaah!
DF: I’ll be back, sometime dis evening. I have a dinner date vit somevun vary special, and den I mus buy some more cryptocurrency.
NM: Aaaaaaaaah! Aaaaaaaaah!
SFX: [Sneakers Squeaking]
F: Here’s that triage nurse now, finally.
G: I stinkin’ wanna go home! Get me outta here!
F: Nurse, my friend here, he’s been takin’ outta both sides of his mouth! Somethin’s real, real wrong wit’ him!
G: No, I ain’t, ya lousy, no-good excuse for a superhero who ain’t never accomplished nuthin’! Don’t listen to him, Nurse! Do you know who I stinkin’ aaam?
N: Everything will be alright. Now, here’s a nice red lollipop for you while you wait for the doctor.
G: Thaaanks! Gee, Fleaglossitty, I’m stinkin’ sorry. Didn’t mean all that nasty junk I said ’bout’cha! You’re a real, real good friend, my best lousy friend, an’ a real great superhero, too!
G: [a second voice coming out of his mouth, simultaneously]: La, la, la, I can’t hear me! La, la, la, I can’t hear me ! La, la, la, I can’t hear me! La, la, la, I can’t hear me! La, la, la, I can’t hear me! La, la, la, I can’t hear me!
SFX: [Orchestra Cliffhanger] [Magic Spell] [Terror, Tension]
NARRATOR VICKI SOLÁ: Next week, we return to that alternate, simultaneous timeline where, due to Gneeecey’s trickery, Nicki Rodriguez has unwittingly dimension-jumped back to Perswayssick County—way too soon after her first time—and finds herself stranded there indefinitely. Afflicted with a severe case of dimension burn, she finds herself having to live with Gneeecey in his mansion, and work for him, too.
SFX: [Magic Spell]
We hope you enjoyed this week’s episode! We thank Marysol Rodriguez, Sal Solá, Sandi Solá, Marcellina Ramirez, Rick “El Molestoso” Rivera, Diane L., Brunie Cariño, Toni Aponte, and Aileen Bean for being generous supporting members through BuyMeACoffee.com.
And thank you for tuning in to “Perswayssick Radio: Unearthly Comedy.” We hope you enjoyed traveling to this loopy dimension with us and that you’ll come along again! Our new episodes drop every Tuesday! Please make sure to tell a friend! And keep on laughing!
Frank: It’s a Gneeecey thing! [SFX: Door Slam] ###