Trapped, Zapped & Glued

“Trapped, Zapped & Glued,” Episode 201

📺 In this wild and hilarious Perswayssick Radio: Unearthly Comedy episode, we flash back to the alternate dimension where egotistical canine-humanoid Diroctor Bizzig “Zig” Gneeecey and reluctant superhero Fleaglossitty “Flea” Floppinsplodge—aka Sooperflea—have GLUED evil Nurse Maudlyn to her own toilet! 😱 But their escape? A chaotic FAIL.

💥 Exploding recyclables, a doomed flight attempt, and a dramatic superhero meltdown leave the duo stuck in a house with no food, no Wi-Fi, and no way out. As Gneeecey tries to assert his “genius” and Flea spirals into an identity crisis, their friendship frays—and the lights go out. Literally.

📡 Meanwhile, back in Perswayssick County, Gneeecey’s sinister lookalike—the shady Ebegneeezer Gesundheit Eeeceygnay—takes advantage of the chaos to seize power! 🛑 Back on Earth, Nicki Rodriguez’s reality-shattering merger with her double takes a dangerous new turn.

🎧 Will Gneeecey and Flea survive their imprisonment in Nurse Maudlyn’s house of horrors? Will Nicki make it out of her own nightmare alive? 

Tune in now to catch:

·         🎭 Voice acting mayhem

·         🛸 Parallel universe hijinks

·         🍝 Sizzling street spaghetti on hot asphalt

·         💥 Exploding kitchen drama

·         🧠 Absurd genius vs. burned-out superhero

·         🧙‍♀️ Magical misfires & multi-dimensional suspense!

👉 Don't miss the last cliffhanger before Season 21 premieres June 24th! And mark your calendars for next week's exclusive bonus: “The Making of This Podcast” – coming June 17th!

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We hope you enjoyed this week’s episode! We thank Marysol Rodriguez, Sal Solá, Sandi Solá, Marcellina Ramirez, Rick “El Molestoso” Rivera

Transcript

Transcript / Trapped, Zapped & Glued – Episode 201, by Vicki Solá. 

All content © 2025 Perswayssick Radio: Unearthly Comedy.

Music/Intro: Hi there, I’m author and radio host Vicki Solá, welcoming you to Perswayssick Radio: Unearthly Comedy. I invite you to escape with me into the bizarre dimension of Perswayssick County, where wackiness rules! The laughs begin when I morph into my alter ego, radio DJ Nicki Rodriguez and clash with the zany, alien canine-humanoid Gneeecey! And now, I turn it over to my other self, Nicki, and the gang…. 

SFX: [Magic Spell] [Halloween Spooky & Fun Logo]

NARRATOR VICKI SOLÁ: We travel back to that other timeline in that alternate dimension, where rotten Nurse Maudlyn’s two canine-humanoid hostages, Diroctor Bizzig “Zig” Gneeecey and Fleaglossitty “Flea” Floppinsplodge, also known as “Sooperflea,” have glued her to her toilet. Flea, his fragile confidence shaken by Gneeecey’s constant criticism of his sometimes faulty superhero powers, fails to fly the two of them out through a high, open window in Nurse Maudlyn’s kitchen….

DIROCTOR BIZZIG “ZIG” GNEEECEY: Hurry! An’ try an’ sound more confoofident!

FLEAGLOSSITTY “FLEA” FLOPPINSPLODGE, AKA “SOOPERFLEA”: Okay…c’mon, Zig. Hold tight….

SFX: [Cartoon Superhero Vocal Fanfare] [Sneakers Squeaking] [Passing Swoosh Exploding] [Metal Crash] [Crash Metal] [Bang] [CanTinBag] [CanMetalTin] [GlassShatter] [GlassDebris]

G: See? I told ya ya couldn’t do it, Fleaglossitty! I stinkin’ bet your tail ya couldn’t do it! Now, help me get outta this lousy recyclin’ bin!

NURSE MAUDLYN: Aaaaaaaahhhhhh! Aaaaaaaahhhhhh!

SFX: [Human Hiccup] [SheCallsYou]

F: Okay! I couldn’t do it! Our escape failed. Ya happy, Zig? Ya were right! Ya happy, now? 

G: I aaam right, most of the time, Fleaglossitty—I always try to tell ya that. Now, help me outta this lousy recyclin’ bin here! SFX: [CanMetalTin] [Can-Tin]

NM: Aaaaaaaahhhhhh! Aaaaaaaahhhhhh!

F: I wish she would shut up!

G: Me too!

F: I wish you’d shut up, too.

G: Whaaat? 

F: You heard me, Zig. If we ever get outta this prison of a house, I never wanna see ya again.

G: Ya don’t really mean that, Fleaglossitty. Now, help me outta this dopey recyclin’ bin! I can’t get out of it myself!

F: Get out of it yourself! SFX: [Sneakers Squeaking]

G: Fleaglossitty! Stinkin’ get back here—that’s an order! From meee, your Grate Gizzy!

F: In your dreams, Zig. In your dreams. SFX: [Sneakers Squeaking]

G: Guess I gotta get outta this stooopid thing myself, then. SFX: [CanMetalTin] [Can-Tin] [GlassDebris] [DishCeramic] Okay. I’m goin’ back to our man cave. Maybe I can talk some sense into his dopey head. SFX: [Sneakers Squeaking] Why, he ain’t here! Fleaglossitty! Stinkin’ where are ya? Where’d ya go? 

NM: Aaaaaaaahhhhhh! Aaaaaaaahhhhhh!

G: Shaaadup, ya ol’ gasbag! You’re irritratin’ my delicate nervological system!

SFX: [Sneakers Squeaking] 

G: Me, the ever resourceful genius, jus’ got an idea…. SFX: [Atmosphere] I’m gonna fire up our laptop here, the one we bought wit’ her mon-ney the laaast time we were prisoners in this dopey house…. An’ I am gonna order us in some food. Maybe some nice Street Spaghetti, sautéed on Hot Asphalt Mix, smothered in aged, mierk-free algae, an’ topped with grated cross-eyed cheese! The drone from that new restaurant dropped it down the chimney priddy quick laaast time we ordered it. Hmmm…. Should I order some for Fleaglossitty, too? He don’t really deservicate it after his lousy treatment of me, but me, bein’ the nice guy I aaam, even though I now consider him to be my frenemy, I’ll do it…. Lemme use the ol’ battle axe’s password so the order goes onto her account. SFX: [Computer Keyboard] “Gongilafromba”…yep, I’m in. Lucky for me, she ain’t changed her lousy password. She’s still in love wit’ that dopey, no good Doctor Gongilafromba Frombilagonga who can’t stand her. I can’t stinkin’ stand her neitherwise. SFX: [Computer Keyboard] Hey! Wi-Fi ain’t workin’! She proboobably didn’t pay her bill!

SFX: [Fail Horn] [Orchestra Cliffhanger] [Computer Keyboard]

G: I gotta go find Fleaglossitty! Now! We’re gonna stinkin’ starve to death—ain’t hardly no food left in her refrigerator! Flea! Fleaglossitty! Where in Bogelthorpe’s lousy name are ya?

SFX: [Sneakers Squeaking]

G: Me, the genius, I think I know where that bimbus head is. Almost forgot, we chewed a second gigaaantical mousehole behind her drapes across this living room. SFX: [Sneakers Squeaking] Aha! Fleaglossitty! Knew I’d find ya here!

F: Go away.

G: No. 

F: Whaddaya want? 

G: We got a real problem, Fleaglossitty.

F: I don’t need no more problems, Zig. I’m sick of problems.

G: Don’t say it like that, so oogdimonious, Fleaglossitty. 

F: I’m tryin’ to watch the news here on this little TV. The one in my man cave here works better than yours….

G: Whaddaya mean? Both man caves are ours!

F: Whatever…. Look, they’re interviewin’ your lookalike, Ebegneeezer Gesundheit Eeeceygnay!

G: My hideous lookalike from Planet HyenaZitania! I knew it! He’s takin’ advaaantage of me bein’ missin’—he’s stinkin’ tryin’ to take over our Perswayssick County!

F: Sssssh—quiet, Zig!

EBEGNEEEZER GESUNDHEIT EEECEYGNAY: Well, I assure you, in the absence of that Earth girl, Nicki Rodriguez, and former Grate Gizzygalumpaggis Diroctor Bizzig Gneeecey, whom I am, by my own authority standing in for, we, Vice Quality of Life Commissioner Jacob J. Qwertyuiop and I, are doing our utmost best to maintain order here in Perswayssick County! 

G: They’re wastin’ vowels an’ consonants! An’ takin’ over our lousy county, too!

F: Sssssh—quiet, Zig!

G: It’s Grate Gizzy—not Grate Gizzygalumpaggis! I didn’t authorizate all them extra letters!

F: Sssssh—quiet, Zig!

REDHEADED BROKEN-NOSED MARK: An’ my name is Dorothy, an’ I’m a member of the Perswayssick Girls’ Club, an’ I’m gonna help dem! Hah, haah, haaah!

PROFESSOR WILLARD WALLBANG: Don’t count on that Fleaglossitty “Flea” Floppinsplodge to show his face around here anytime soon. He has really let me, and our entire Perswayssick Superhero Academy, down…. Sooperflea…not for long….

REPORTER: Thank you, Professor Wallbang, Mr. Eeeceygnay, and, uh, Dorothy…. Back to our GAS-TV Channel Three-and-a-half studio. 

ANCHOR: Thanks, Bob. Earlier today, we spoke with Doctor Alexandra C. Idnas and therapist Ingabore Scriblig, also known as “Grandma,” both whom reside in Diroctor Gneeecey’s Saint Bogelthorpe Parke mansion, along with missing Grate Gizzygalumpaggis Nicki Rodriguez and Sooperflea.

G: Whaddabout meee? I’m missin’ too, ya know! It’s my stinkin’ mansion—I let youse all live there!

F: Sssssh—quiet, Zig! Looky—there’s Doctor Idnas an’ Grandma!

DOCTOR ALEXANDRA C. IDNAS: Ingabore and I are bot vurried sick!

THERAPIST INGABORE SCRIBLIG, AKA “GRANDMA”: Yah, Alexandra speaks for bot of us! Nicki! Flea! Diroctor Gneeecey!

G: So, me, the most important one—I’m a lousy, stinkin’ afterthought?

F: Sssssh—quiet, Zig!

IS: Eef any of you are vatching dis, please, please, get in touch vit’ us—somehow!

CLOVER ARLO COOKIE, P.I.: I assure you, Grandma and Doctor Idnas, that my assistant, trusty Sun Conure Conrad and I will get to the bottom of this and find the three of them.

DI: Tank you, Detective Clover—and Conrad!

SFX: [Bird-SunConure]

ANCHOR: And that’s our news for tonight. Stay tuned for Shopping at Home with GAS! They’re having a special on tail-warmers and three-legged pantyhose! 

SFX: [Electronic Button]

F: Well, Zig, we got real problems now! Our county is in bad hands, my once sterling reputation is now tarnished, an’ we’re prisoners here, wit’ no way to escape….

G: An’ to make it even worse, ain’t hardly no food left an’ I caaan’t even order out ’cause evoovidently, the ol’ gasbag ain’t paid her Wi-Fi bill!

F: Let’s go into the kitchen anyway. There’s gotta be somethin’ we can eat. C’mon. 

SFX: [Sneakers Squeaking] [Halloween Spooky & Fun Logo] [Sneakers Squeaking]

F: There’s her clunky ol’ fashioned landline on the wall. Maybe it’s still workin’ an’ we can still order out…. Nah, no ringtone…. Probably didn’t pay her phone bill either….

G: We can yank it outta the wall an’ cook it for her, an’ then we can cook us some better stuff for ourselves from what’s left in her ice box….

NM: Aaaaaaaahhhhhh! Aaaaaaaahhhhhh!

F: Okay. Let’s do it!

SFX: [Glass Shatter] [Glass Debris] [Bang] [Metal Crash] [TinCan] [CanTin] [Dish Ceramic] 

G: Here’s a whole buncha junk. We’ll save the better stuff for us. She should be glad we’re doin’ all this for her.

F: Dump it all in this pan here, Zig. 

SFX: [Glass Shatter] [Glass Debris] [Bang] [Metal Crash] [TinCan] [CanTin] [Splash] 

F: Good. The more we give her now, the longer we’ll have a little peace. There…high heat. Love these gas stoves. The dead rubber chicken will melt sooner…. I’ll stir it a little bit….

SFX: [Glass Shatter] [Glass Debris] [Bang] [Metal Crash] [TinCan] [CanTin] [Barbecue Sizzle] [Fire Alarm] 

NM: Aaaaaaaahhhhhh! Aaaaaaaahhhhhh! 

F: I think it’s ready. 

G: Yeah. Let’s dump it all in this big bowl an’ bring it up to the bathroom. 

SFX: [Metal Crash] Bang] [Splash] [CanTin] [Sneakers Squeaking] [HumanWalkUpstairs]

F: Hey—what the—we’re in the dark! 

G: Stinkin’ lights all jus’ went out! She musta not paid her utility bill either—

G & F [in unison]: Yaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah!

SFX: [BodyHumanFall] [Sneakers Squeaking] [Passing Swoosh Exploding] [Metal Crash] [Crash Metal] [Bang] [CanTinBag] [CanMetalTin] [GlassShatter] [GlassDebris] [Cartoon Slip] [Slip & Fall] [Duck Horn] [CanTin] [Splash Water 5]

G & F [in unison]: Ow—my bimbus!

SFX: [Orchestra Cliffhanger] [Magic Spell] [Misgivings & Misfortune]

NARRATOR VICKI SOLÁ: Nicki Rodriguez continues to exist simultaneously in that alternate timeline, after having merged accidentally with her double. In last week’s episode, “Chaos Erupts on Planet Earth! Nicki’s New Jersey Nightmare,” Gneeecey travels from his dimension of Perswayssick County, all the way to Nicki Rodriguez’s Planet Earth, to pay her an unwelcome surprise visit. And the canine-humanoid tricks the dimension-burned Earthling into uttering those four deadly magic words…. 

SFX: [Gravel]

NICKI RODRIGUEZ: Gneeecey stood over me, victory flashing in his bulgy eyes.
Before I could get up, the cackling cur howled something undecipherable and vanished with my portfolio into thin air. Five magic syllables, propelled by blind fury, exploded up from my depths. SFX: [Explosion] [Supersonic Aerodynamic Whoosh] [Magic Summon] [Music, Horror]

NARRATOR VICKI SOLÁ: Does Nicki survive? And what happens to Gneeecey and Flea, in that other timeline, imprisoned in evil Nurse Maudlyn’s house, isolated from the rest of their world, and finding themselves in the dark, with no food? We’ll find out more on June 24th when our new Season 21 begins! In the meantime, next week, June 17th, we’ll bring you a brand new bonus episode, “The Making of This Podcast.” 

SFX: [Magic Spell]

We hope you enjoyed this week’s episode! We thank Marysol Rodriguez, Sal Solá, Sandi Solá, Marcellina Ramirez, Rick “El Molestoso” Rivera, Diane L., Brunie Cariño, Toni Aponte, and Aileen Bean for being generous supporting members through BuyMeACoffee.com. 

And thank you for tuning in to “Perswayssick Radio: Unearthly Comedy.” We hope you enjoyed traveling to this loopy dimension with us and that you’ll come along again! Our new episodes drop every Tuesday! Please make sure to tell a friend! And keep on laughing! 

Frank: It’s a Gneeecey thing! [SFX: Door Slam] ###