A Space-Time Continuum Anomaly?

“A Space-Time Continuum Anomaly?” Episode 180 

In our last episode, “Back on Regular Earth??”, Earth human Nicki Rodriguez, Perswayssick County canine-humanoids Diroctor Bizzig “Zig” Gneeecey, “Flea” Fleaglossitty Floppinsplodge, AKA “Sooperflea,” and Gneeecey’s evil lookalike from Planet HyenaZitania, Ebegneeezer Gesundheit Eeeceygnay chased Gneeecey’s quacking pet mallard Space Duck through a wormhole. It led them from Opposite Earth, where they’d been stranded, to Nicki’s dimension and her old neighborhood on Earth—in New Jersey—on Halloween of all days.

Gneeecey ran up to Nicki’s basement apartment door, rang the doorbell and banged furiously. He requested a treat but they all end up tricked—by the universe. A young woman identical to Nicki answered the door. 

In this new episode, all parties remain stunned. Nicki demands to know why someone who looks exactly like her is living in her apartment, and her angry double accuses her of impersonating her. The latter vaguely remembers the three canine-humanoids, especially the obnoxious white-and-black one. She threatens to call the cops if the motley crew doesn’t leave immediately.

When Nicki’s double reaches out and touches Nicki, something supernatural occurs. The two merge into one. This new Nicki demands that the canine-humanoids leave, and she slams her door in their faces. 

In the midst of this commotion, a very long-distance projection of the Perswayssick Superhero Academy’s Professor Willard Wallbang appears, bearing a sparkling silver object and offering an explanation of all that has just occurred. 

Police sirens blaring, Gneeecey and Flea beg the professor for help, but alas, he cannot maintain his projection across such a vast distance. 

Episode Artwork created by ChatBox AI

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Transcript

Transcript / A Space-Time Continuum Anomaly?  – Episode 180, by Vicki Solá. 

All content © 2025 Perswayssick Radio: Unearthly Comedy.

Music/Intro: Hi there, I’m author and radio host Vicki Solá, welcoming you to Perswayssick Radio: Unearthly Comedy. I invite you to escape with me into the bizarre dimension of Perswayssick County, where wackiness rules! The laughs begin when I morph into my alter ego, radio DJ Nicki Rodriguez and clash with the zany, alien canine-humanoid Gneeecey! And now, I turn it over to my other self, Nicki, and the gang….

SFX: [Magic Spell] [Music Eerie Drama]

NARRATOR VICKI SOLÁ: In our last episode “Back on Regular Earth??”, Earth human Nicki Rodriguez, Perswayssick County canine-humanoids Diroctor Bizzig “Zig” Gneeecey, “Flea” Fleaglossitty Floppinsplodge, AKA “Sooperflea,” and Gneeecey’s evil lookalike from Planet HyenaZitania, Ebegneeezer Gesundheit Eeeceygnay have chased Gneeecey’s quacking pet mallard Space Duck through a wormhole. It appears to have led them from Opposite Earth, where they’d been stranded, to Nicki’s dimension and her old neighborhood, where it happens to be Halloween…. Gneeecey asks for a treat but ends up with a trick.

SFX: [Magic Spell] [Music Eerie Drama]

NICKI RODRIGUEZ: Look! It’s my street! Walnut Terrace! That house on the corner—that’s where I live! I wonder if Rico, my landlord, is still there? I owe him—and my whole family—an explanation! I’ve lost track of how long I’ve been away, stranded in the dimension of Perswayssick County! Must be a couple years! 

SFX: [FootstepsRunning]

N: Diroctor Gneeecey—what are you doing? That’s the door to my basement apartment! No—don’t!

SFX: [Doorbell] [Door Pound] [Door open]

DIROCTOR BIZZIG “ZIG” GNEEECEY: Trick or treat, smell my feet, gimme somethin’ good to eat! Ain’t that what youse Earth people say ’round this time of the year?

NICKI 2: You? What are you doing here again?

N: Holy crap! Who are you?

N2: Who are you?

EBEGNEEEZER GESUNDHEIT EEECEYGNAY: Bloody hell—there are two Earth Girls! We’re back on Earth—regular Earth!

G: Holy Saint Bogelthorpe! Two Igs! We stinkin’ must be back on her planet—regoogular Earth!

N: I—I didn’t mean to be gone so long! Is Mom okay? I—I don’t even know why I asked that! I don’t even know who you are! I—I don’t understand…what’s going on here? 

N2: If the whole bunch of you don’t leave right now, I’m calling the cops!

SFX: [Music Eerie Drama]

N: I don’t freakin’ understand! What is going on here? Who are you, really? What are you doing here where I live? I know I’ve been gone awhile, but—this—this doesn’t make any sense!

N2: A better question is, who are you? Whaddaya think you’re doing, impersonating me? 

N: Other way around, my friend—you’re impersonating me!

N2: I’m not your friend! And I don’t understand what’s going on here! Y’know, I’m pretty sure I’ve seen this motley crew of yours somewhere before—especially that white-and-black one! And I have a vague memory of him being aggravating, non-stop! I—I know I’ve seen him before. Just can’t say when or where….

G: See, Ig! I stinkin’ told ya no one thought it was a lousy costume! See? I told ya all them kids were really laughin’ at meee! An’ I ain’t never been aggravatin’! Not in my whole dopey life! Does this other Ig here even know who I aaam?         

N: Quiet, Diroctor Gneeecey! Now, we need to straighten this out immediately. Now, you over there, please, stop blocking the entrance to my apartment! I’m finally home now, and—

N2: This is not your home! I’ll—I’ll—

N: Don’t you dare touch me! I said—don’t—don’t—

SFX: [Magic Twinkle Tone]

“FLEA” FLEAGLOSSITTY” FLOPPINSPLODGE, AKA “SOOPERFLEA”: Nicki! Holy Saint Bogelthorpe!

G: Them two Igs jus’ turned into one Ig!

EBEGNEEEZER GESUNDHEIT EEECEYGNAY: Bloody hell! Both Earth Girls have merged!

N/N2: Now get outta here before I call the cops!

SFX: [Door Slam] [Fail Horn] [Orchestra Cliffhanger] [Magic Spell] [Halloween Music Box Cinematic Logo]

NARRATOR VICKI SOLÁ: And you might remember this…. Back in the dimension of Perswayssick County, two separate parties were confounded by the loss of a certain oddly shaped silver item…. Beagle-humanoid Detective Clover Arlo Cookie thought the peculiar silver  piece of metal he and his assistant, sun conure parrot Conrad had found at his mysterious client, Dachshund-humanoid Brunilde’s Falcon Farms, was safe in his pocket. And three-headed, silver space-suited canine-humanoid alien Vloxx was searching, unsuccessfully, for the same….

SFX: [Magic Spell] 

CONRAD: SFX: [Bird-Sun Conure]

CLOVER ARLO COOKIE, PI: Okay, Conrad, let’s try the street spaghetti here in this new place. It’s supposed to be pretty tasty. 

CONRAD: SFX: [Bird-Sun Conure]

CAC, PI: Lemme put my car keys away before I lose ’em again. Wife says I need to be more careful. Says I should put ’em away in the same place every time…. Lemme put ’em in my pocket here that I just did such a good job of sewin’ up…y’know, where I put that strange little piece of metal, for safe-keepin’…. Hey—what the—it’s gone—that little piece of metal I put in my pocket here for safe-keeping—it’s gone! How could that happen? My sewing job held—there’s no hole in my pocket! 

CONRAD: SFX: [Bird-Sun Conure] [Dish Ceramic]

NARRATOR VICKI SOLÁ: Detective Clover immediately rang Doctor Alexandra C. Idnas and therapist Ingabore Scriblig, also known as “Grandma,” at Gneeecey’s mansion, where he and Conrad had last been, to ask them to check if the item may have somehow fallen out of his pocket while they were there. A couple hours later….

SFX: [Cell Phone Ring] 

CAC, PI: That must be them, now. Hello?

DOCTOR ALEXANDRA C. IDNAS: Hallo, Detective Clover, dis ees Alexandra. Ingabore and I have searched dee entire downstairs here, several times, but vee have not come across dat little piece of metal. Vee’re so sorry. Vee hope you find eet.

CAC, PI: Thanks, Doc. This is a real mystery. That hole in my pocket I sewed up—it’s still sewn up. My wife was right. She said I did a really good job…. I’ve gotta find this thing….

CONRAD: SFX: [Bird-Sun Conure]

SFX: [Music Logo Big Band] [Cinematic Boom A] [Magic Glitter] 

NARRATOR VICKI SOLÁ: Meanwhile, on the outskirts of Perswayssick County, in Booolabeeezia….

SFX: [Ducks]

BRUNHILDE: Vhy, Vloxx, vhat are you doing here? I deed not agree to go to dinner vit’ you yet! [giggles]

VLOXX: Yes, it is I, Vloxx. I will be inviting you to dinner again, however now I must prioritize  finding that shiny, silver triangular piece of metal. Have you seen it here, anywhere here on your Falcon Farms property? 

B: I don’t know! Eeet depends, doesn’t eet! [giggles]

SFX: [Music Logo Big Band] [Cinematic Boom A] [Magic Spell]

NARRATOR VICKI SOLÁ: Meanwhile, back on Nicki’s, uh, “Regular Earth”….

SFX: [Music Eerie Drama]

G: Ig! Ig! Open up! Stinkin’ now! You come outta there right now! My Ig, not the other one!

SFX: [Doorbell] [Door Pound] 

F: Zig—stop! 

E: Stop, you daft fool!

N/N2: Told ya, I’m calling the cops! Rico—back me up here!

SFX: [Phone Dial]

F: Zig, I suggest we get outta here—right now!

G: But—but—the Ig—our Ig—

E: He’s right, you know!

SPACE DUCK: Quack! Quack! Quack! Quack!

F: Even Space Duck agrees!

G: No, he don’t! Don’choo try an’ tell me what my duck means!

E: It’s all that bloody mallard’s fault! And yours!

G: Shaaadup, Ebegoogoo! 

SFX: [Eerie Sharp Scary Logo]

F: Professor Wallbang!

PROFESSOR WILLARD WALLBANG: Tis only a temporary long-distance projection of myself—a rather extremely long-distance projection. I am pleased to report that I have finally succeeded in transporting a solid material across this vast distance. Clear proof that discipline and unwavering perseverance do indeed pay off. 

F: Professor Wallbang, what’s that glistening silver triangle you’re holdin’ there?

PWW: It is a slab of a rather rare, precious metal, comprised of ninety-nine percent difalconiumyte, one of the most powerful substances known in this universe. I believe this piece here is known as a silver “gloog.” You know Urgl, leader of the planet you’ve just left? Perhaps if you bring him what he has demanded of you, he may see fit to assist you in your unsuccessful quest to recover your missing spacecraft. Here, Mister Floppinsplodge. As a graduate—just barely—of our Perswayssick Superhero Academy, I shall entrust you with it.

F: Thanks, Professor Wallbang! 

G: Ya don’t stinkin’ trust meee wit’ it? 

PWW: Diroctor Gneeecey I’ve been monitoring you from afar, and have found myself to be nothing short of impressed by, let’s just say, your amazing ability to find trouble before it finds you.

G: Geewhizzicles, thanks for the compoopliment, Professor Wallbang!

E: That was no compliment, old chap.

F: Professor, we can’t leave here wit’out our Nicki! She—she an’ that other Nicki—they—

PWW: Mister Floppinsplodge, I am fully aware of the merging of your Nicki with the other one. This latest mishap may have been brought about by a space-time continuum anomaly. A temporal disruption. 

F: Huh? A space-time continuum anomaly?

PWW: Indeed, had you paid more attention in class, Mister Floppinsplodge, you would know that we are referring here to possible alternate timelines and the rupturing of time itself. 

SFX: [Police Siren]

G: Oh, stinkin’ noooo! She did call the cops on us!

E: Bloody hell!

F: Ya gotta help us, Professor Wallbang! Please!

PWW: I’m sorry. I can no longer sustain this projection of myself across such vast distances. Goodbye. And good luck….

SFX: [Eerie Sharp Scary Logo] [Police Siren]

G & F [in unison]: Nooooo!

F: Come back—please!

G: What’re we stinkin’ gonna dooo?

SFX: [Police Siren] [Fail Horn] [Orchestra Cliffhanger] [Magic Spell]

We hope you enjoyed this week’s episode! We thank Marysol Rodriguez, Sal Solá, Sandi Solá, Marcellina Ramirez, Rick “El Molestoso” Rivera, Diane L., Brunie Cariño, Toni Aponte, and Aileen Bean for being generous supporting members through BuyMeACoffee.com.

And thank you for tuning in to “Perswayssick Radio: Unearthly Comedy.” We hope you enjoyed traveling to this loopy dimension with us and that you’ll come along again! Our new episodes drop every Tuesday morning! Please make sure to tell a friend! And keep on laughing! 

Frank: It’s a Gneeecey thing! [SFX: Door Slam] ###